“Men are suspicious of sports illiterates. They may suspect you of the ultimate sin — wait for it — being homosexual! I know; that’s how ridiculous these apes are. They actually give a damn about what gender a man brings to bed. A man shouldn’t be judged by whom he sleeps with, he should be judged by his bank account. Idiots.”
Category: humor
Owner of Minneapolis eatery damaged in George Floyd protests: ‘Let my building burn.’ As a sociopath, I can’t understand this. Only way it makes sense is if he has insurance.
These monkeys clearly don’t think humanity is worth saving. Can you blame them?
Quitting is not in our nature. We are legion. We are your bosses. We are sociopaths. #YouCantStopUs
Happiness is rock solid abs, a brand new suit, and firing someone just to make them cry.
Golf courses are proven to carry the highest concentration of sociopaths.
Girl’s Bike on Sale in the Hamptons. One Percent Off.
Down from $200 to $199. My kind of sale. Must be a sociopath.
The contemporary hunter-gatherer, in all his pathetic glory.
Dennis Rodman is making sense. The apocalypse has officially begun.
White People Problems on the Upper East Side
“Suspect Driving Blk 4Dr Jeep Sahara. White Woman, 30’s, Dark Hair, Med Build. Probably an ‘Animal Rescue’ person. Do you know her?”
Just trying to be a good neighbor..
How to Behave like a Human Being 