As a straight male sociopath, I support this ruling. I have a tremendous amount of respect for gay men. They dress better, they’re smarter, and they’re great at business.

“Men are suspicious of sports illiterates.  They may suspect you of the ultimate sin — wait for it — being homosexual!  I know; that’s how ridiculous these apes are.  They actually give a damn about what gender a man brings to bed.  A man shouldn’t be judged by whom he sleeps with, he should be judged by his bank account.  Idiots.”

As a wealthy sociopath myself, I sympathize with Jake Paul. He is merely trying to fit in with the proletariat. He should read my book and learn how to pretend to be a human being properly.

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Rich Kid Goes Looting

On a positive note: the riots may scare the coronavirus the hell away from humanity.

Owner of Minneapolis eatery damaged in George Floyd protests: ‘Let my building burn.’ As a sociopath, I can’t understand this. Only way it makes sense is if he has insurance.

Owner of Minneapolis eatery damaged in George Floyd protests: ‘Let my building burn.’

Phase 1: Open Zillow. Phase 2: Find a House. Phase 3: Buy a House. Phase 4: Move the fuck out of New York.

Phase 2 of Reopening Beginning soon for NYC

These monkeys clearly don’t think humanity is worth saving. Can you blame them?

Monkeys escape with COVID-19 samples after attacking lab assistant

CDC: Rioting, even when wearing a surgical mask, is hazardous to your health.

CDC warns that current antibody tests may be inaccurate. CDC then suggests we all just kill ourselves.

Antibody tests for Covid-19 wrong up to half the time, CDC says

Racist woman says African American? Black man is bird watching? Both named Cooper? I smell a false flag.

“I’m going to call the cops and tell them there’s an African American man threatening my life.”

Quitting is not in our nature. We are legion. We are your bosses. We are sociopaths. #YouCantStopUs