Beginning to respect this virus more each day!

This virus is just like me.  It despises the church.  After all, the only thing “morality” does is damages our bottom line.  The idea that stealing is somehow immoral — only a complete loser could have thought up such a scam.  Well, Jesus was from Nazareth, and was a peasant, so you figure it out.

There are only two things worthy of worship in this life: yourself and your bank account.  On the other hand, church can be useful when running for office.  You should read the bible if for nothing else than campaigning or relating to some rube, idiot client.  Buy my book and learn.  In the meantime, virus, please proceed.


two person standing near white church
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